Food, Glorious, Beautiful Food.

We never give it much thought do we? Unless your going to a 5 star resturant where your going to pay through the nose to have a "Food EXPERIENCE", presentation is the last thing on our mind when making, plating or eating food. Yet even when food is cooking, it has a beauty most of us ignore. Well armed with a high speed camera, fancy video editing equipment and the knowledge of gif-ing (Not me, i got these pics of the internet :D I WISH I COULD'VE MADE THESE!! :3 ) here is my top list of beautiful food.

who doesnt love pizza right? like if i insult pizza right now, you'd all be like 

we slide our pizza into the oven and watch the magic

i could watch that for hours, but its done, time to slide it out

some fries with that pizza?

and now for dessert, Cookies freshly baked

I'd like some fresh melted chocolate with those cookies i think

and finally, as a treat. Here is how you make those buns (Still prefer to buy em from the bakery, that shit looks hard!!)

I am in the zone.

So a few days ago, i was reading a post on some social media site, about friend zone. We all have heard about it (Some of us are secretly in that zone as well, wave for the camera boys!! :D (I say boys because RARELY do you find a female specimen inside the friend zone) ) and suddenly it got me thinking "Am i in any friendzone?" And my brain (God bless the little bugger) Replied with.

Really?? Friendzone'd? ME!! The one who is so good with the ladies. I was a bit shocked but true to my detective roots i investigated (I've been binge watching BBC's Sherlock so i made deductions when the fact is in plain sight, in this case, just think back) and after a long thought process i found something

Turns out, not only am i friendzone'd but i am in a LOT of other zone's as well (Hence the title of the blog). the description, as follows.

My stroll down memory lane takes my to the starting week of my university ( I was one of the good guys, who don't venture out of there homes a lot so had no interaction with the female kind, hence no need for any zone). So during my first week of university, i met a girl who was funny, charming, kind and really cool to hangout with, i added her on Facebook and we talked, then came the big statement "Hey, would you be my Bhai? (Brother), I've never had one and I'd really like you to be my brother". The dreaded evolution of friend zone, the BHAI-zone (brother-zone), 4 years from that, and I'm so deep in brother-zone her mother calls me son

That being said, the above mentioned person has remained my best friend, someone who i indeed started loving and cherishing as a sister :) so it isn't that bad.

the bad stuff starts when i keep remembering other stuff. Bits and pieces of conversations like "Oh, your such a good friend!!" or "Were JUST friends" Like

and all you can respond with is

but inside your like

a person favorite (incidentally the zone i am in the most) , "AWWWW Your sooo cute!!" when you hear this, pack your bags, say sayonara, and just move on. there is a distinct difference between "Day-um, he is cute" and "Awwww he is sooo cute". the second kind of cute is reserved only for puppies, purses, ladies shoes and babies.

The AWWW YOUR SOO CUTE!! kind of cute

 when someone says your the "AWW cute" Kind, all kind of male attraction plummets  to negative infinity, No woman wants to mate with a dude that has the attraction of a fancy red handbag.

What kinds of zone's are you guys (Or girls) In. Dont be afraid to mention in the comments section. Take care " "And may fortune guide your journey " (just a little castle reference ;) )

Adios till next time people